question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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