Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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