you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Randomize
