Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Randomize
