These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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