Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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