just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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