is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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