ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
Randomize
