so that wasnt chicken after all
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
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