I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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