Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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