I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
Randomize
