Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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