I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
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