yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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