he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
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