she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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