peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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