we have officially lost it.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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