Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
