its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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