White coat. Heels.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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