would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
meet me or not, i'm out of control
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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