Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
my being single is dangerous.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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