Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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