I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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