yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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