better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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