she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
His nipple licking is glorious
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