Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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