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(248): View more from Michigan

Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.

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(207): View more from Maine

Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.

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(801): View more from Utah

I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.

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(573): View more from Missouri

Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.

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(561): View more from Florida

Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.

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How high are you?

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(903): View more from Texas

I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.

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(845): View more from New York

I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead

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