i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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