I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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