Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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