Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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