You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
