My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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