But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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