I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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