You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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