Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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