More tranny stories later!
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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