yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
i out mim tonsoeep
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