My liver just broke up with me...
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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