After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
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