I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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