I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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