More tranny stories later!
You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
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