the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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