Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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