Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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