I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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