Please, let me fuck your mom
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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